Most of the messages posted under the name "Rivers" are not actually from me. Most are pulled from databases of movie scripts. They are just for your entertainment and not to be taken seriously. I've done my best to ensure all the 'Rivers' posts are neighborly but occasionally something inappropriate sneaks through.
Please keep all your communications here neighborly.
I made a video presenting the first published version.
UNRELATED NOTE: Private coaching channels no longer work. I think they were making the chat super laggy. If I figure out a better way to design them, I'll let you know.
I could probably migrate whatever info I want to keep from this entry into the Mr. Rivers Neighborhood entry, and delete this one.