I do not currently own any pet. I love dogs, though. I had a cat named Calvin when I was a senior in high school. He was named after Calvin & Hobbes. I did not train him properly.
My grandparents owned a black lab, and one time it cut its nose by getting it stuck in a can of pork and beans.
I had a pet rabbit when I was a kid. Named Todd.
I also had two gerbils which turned into 20.