My dad's nicknames for people and things

My dad has a fantastic ability to give people and things alternate nicknames.

Alternative Words:
- Drums: "da blams"
- Piano: "pinano"
- Tissue: "hornblowers"
- Slippers: "slinkers"
- Peanut Butter: "peenter bunter"

Family Nicknames:
- His son Shannon: "Bones da stickman"
- My uncle Michael: "Ralphie"
- My aunt Joanne: "Dodo"
- My mom: "Choofie" and "Magenta"
- Me: "Weezer" and sometimes, "Botch" - the latter because the sound made me laugh as a baby

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